tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-270493972011-04-22T01:47:48.441-02:30They're my haikus... but you can use them.Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1158363767112384602006-09-15T21:02:00.000-02:302006-09-15T21:12:47.140-02:30I have nothing left<br />I am all out of Haiku<br />I'll get back to you<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-115836376711238460?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1154609080923642452006-08-03T10:13:00.000-02:302006-08-03T10:14:40.933-02:30The baby is sick.<br />He did not sleep, only cried.<br />Mommy is tired, too.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-115460908092364245?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1151449793964610892006-06-27T20:38:00.000-02:302006-06-27T20:39:53.986-02:30<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">No time for haiku.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">I post occasionally.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">New title for blog.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-115144979396461089?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1148751264039732932006-05-27T15:02:00.000-02:302006-05-27T15:04:24.046-02:30Garage sale today.<br />No luck selling the garage.<br />Just a sale today.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114875126403973293?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1148038761122843232006-05-19T09:06:00.000-02:302006-05-19T09:09:21.130-02:30<span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Change a wet diaper,</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">and he poops in the new one.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Here we go again...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114803876112284323?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1147737824125356942006-05-15T21:28:00.000-02:302006-05-15T21:33:44.133-02:30<span style="font-size:180%;"><em>The Daily Haiku</em></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><em>does not come out ev'ry day.</em></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><em>I do what I can.</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114773782412535694?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1147648447221099582006-05-14T20:39:00.000-02:302006-05-14T20:44:07.226-02:30<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">Numbers... all numbers</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">My head is spinning; math sucks.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">Curse you, sudoku!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114764844722109958?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1147454482517912362006-05-12T14:49:00.000-02:302006-05-12T14:51:22.526-02:30<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">He is exhausted,</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">and yet he won't go to sleep.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">He just wants to cry.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114745448251791236?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1147366706633821672006-05-11T14:27:00.000-02:302006-05-11T14:29:10.380-02:30<span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;">My sweet candy heart<br />Bleeds in a downpour of tears;<br />Sugar on the road.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114736670663382167?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1147205838146840782006-05-09T17:45:00.000-02:302006-05-09T17:47:18.153-02:30<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">We were at the church.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">I saw a gazillipede.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">It's time to go home.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114720583814684078?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146925406531947512006-05-06T11:52:00.000-02:302006-05-06T11:53:26.533-02:30<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">Whee! Downhill is fun,</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">walking Simon to the store.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;">Up?! You're joking, right?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114692540653194751?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146865564912429082006-05-05T19:14:00.000-02:302006-05-05T19:16:04.920-02:30<span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">I don't have time to</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">write a haiku for today.</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Maybe tomorrow...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114686556491242908?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146759844835828352006-05-04T13:52:00.000-02:302006-05-04T13:54:04.846-02:30<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">flying on a plane,</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">baby is sick and crying.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">we get dirty looks.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114675984483582835?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146691449222981842006-05-03T18:53:00.000-02:302006-05-03T18:54:09.230-02:30<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Why won't you obey?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Go sniff that other dog's butt.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Oh, <em>now</em> you listen!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114669144922298184?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146576039626639782006-05-02T10:48:00.000-02:302006-05-02T10:50:39.636-02:30<span style="font-size:180%;">A pregnant woman</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">does not need so much advice;</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">only love... and cake.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114657603962663978?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146480852365038812006-05-01T08:23:00.000-02:302006-05-01T08:24:12.370-02:30<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">My hair is a mess,</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;">and I have drool on my pants.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;">Come kiss me, Sweetie!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114648085236503881?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146400960438987852006-04-30T10:11:00.000-02:302006-04-30T10:12:40.440-02:30<span style="font-size:180%;">Rock-a-bye Baby,</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">oh, won't you <em>please</em> go to sleep?</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Mommy needs a nap!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114640096043898785?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146227980892150582006-04-28T10:00:00.000-02:302006-04-29T10:31:48.700-02:30<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">The Child is teething.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;">My home has become a swamp;</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;">a cesspool of drool.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114622798089215058?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146227289916469042006-04-28T09:56:00.000-02:302006-04-28T09:59:08.070-02:30<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Simon takes the spoon</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">and shoves it deep down his throat.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Model in training.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114622728991646904?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146132915516979902006-04-27T07:43:00.000-02:302006-04-27T07:45:15.523-02:30<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">On store-brand diapers</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">the weak spot is in the leg.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Don't ask how I know.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114613291551697990?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27049397.post-1146077243004789962006-04-26T16:15:00.000-02:302006-04-26T16:17:23.010-02:30<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Awake with Baby,</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">I'm with Conan every night.</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Is this an affair?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27049397-114607724300478996?l=myhaikusthatyoucanuse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mrs. Embershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12190310052679528452noreply@blogger.com3